Saturday, February 14, 2009

Growing Problem: Superbugs at the Beach

MRSA is a superbug. Imagine the stress- the hard work of being infectious, all the mutating to look after, never knowing when you'll find your next host. Suddenly some punk lab tech gets a gleam in his eye and tries to take you down with all the resources of his fat GlaxoSmithKline bankroll.

It takes a toll on a superbug, and now MRSA is headed to the beach for some umbrella drinks and sand-borne disease vector action. Oops!


Infectious Superbug Invades Beaches
LiveScience.com, NY - 7 hours ago
It has become a deadly and growing problem in hospitals in recent years. "MRSA is in the water and potentially in the sand," Plano told a group of reporters ...

Worrisome Trend: Overweight Hockey Fans in Quebec

Editor's note: This blog is now tracking Worrisome Trends. It's important...

Another day, another hockey problem to report. Too many hockey fans in Quebec eat too much junk food at the rink, and that is making them fat. According to many Québécois, the pommes frites must be controlled!

I am holding back here, knowing the the heady mix of Canada, hockey, obesity, junk food and nannystatism on display is going to egg me on to make some uncalled-for cracks. There is enough blame to go around, I guess.

Let's just say this: I am beginning to think hockey is a bad influence on Western Civilization.


Arena junk food offside
Times Colonist, Canada - Feb 6, 2009
The plan to clean up the grease at arena canteens is well-intentioned, but unlikely to dramatically change a worrisome trend. Studies show the area has the ...

Friday, February 13, 2009

Growing Problem: Abandoned Chihuahuas

Paris Hilton's crimes are many, and they have been enumerated and dissected many times in the pages of our finest celebrinewsweeklies and online gossip rags. Most of us know more about the failings of Ms. Hilton than we do about our own.

Well, Paris' tawdry parade of thin talents and seedy morals might be coming to an end. She has finally gone one dirty deed too far: She is causing people to abandon their chihuahuas. That is low!


Paris Hilton blamed for causing epidemic
Oneindia, India - 2 hours ago
But because some people think they are then realise they're wrong there's a growing problem of abandoned Chihuahuas," the Daily Star quoted Chihuahua Club ...

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Ominous Trend: Economy Down, Bear Poaching Up

New feature! This blog will now track "ominous trends"- so you don't have to.

Being up on emerging Ominous Trends puts you at the cutting edge of all the newest, hippest Growing Problems. Ominous Trends are the tidbits you store away for the next time some fool says "How bad can things get?" or "Everything will work out fine". Whip out one of these factoids and snap Mr./Ms. Optimism back into reality land.

In reality land, bears are meeting an untimely demise. Thanks economy.


Economy Drives Illegal Poaching Trend
KIMA CBS 29, WA - Feb 9, 2009
Another ominous trend: bears being shot out of season and without tags so poachers can sell their paws and gall bladders to buyers in Asia. ...

Growing Problem: Lymphedema

All the ladies are down with Cardiovascular Disease, a well known straight-up player when it comes to health issues. CD has all of the foundations, the swanky benefits, the logo, the ribbon-shaped magnets. When Cardiovascular Disease comes to town, there is always an idling Lincoln waiting for the G5 and a pre-booked room near the top of the Marriott.

Everyone forgets about Lymphedema. Lymphedema flies coach with seats near the lavatories. Lymphedema has to ask himself multiple times a day, as he passes yet another "I Heart the Fight Against Cardiovascular Disease" t-shirt on another comely young lass, "Am I not a debilitating, painful and possibly fatal disease as well?"

Now this- cardiologists are actually calling Lymphedema "The Other Vascular Disease."

Lymphedema's agent is trying to buy up all the copies of this press release. Disease is gonna be peeossed.


Vascular Experts Call for Increased Awareness of Growing Problem ...
PR Newswire (press release), NY - 10 minutes ago
PHOENIX, Feb. 12 /PRNewswire/ -- Although major advances have been made in the prevention and treatment of cancer, more attention needs to be given to one ...

Growing Problem: Graffiti in Beaconsfield, Buckinghamshire, UK

You may recall just a few days ago I sent up a warning flare over the growing problem of graffiti as it relates to our current World Financial Crisis™. I brought to your attention the fact that Iceland is now not only broke, but covered in an thick coat of Krylon™.

It seems that just as your country starts spiralling the drain of bank and currency failures and dropping precipitously toward the maw of the In-sink-erator™ of Financial Dismemberment, a group of wily vandals yells "Don't let the door hit you on the way out!" and goes on a righteous graffiti tagging spree. What a mess!

Is it unseemly to quote from a post that is only three days old? I said, quote:

"Keep an eye out for more sad stories like this as the economic drama unfolds."

Turned out I was even more prescientious than I knew! The next victim on the block is the UK. Bank insolvency? Check. Now here comes the the graffiti. Sorry Britain- sometimes I hate to be right.


Cash reward for naming Beaconsfield graffiti vandals
Buckinghamshire Advertiser, UK - 48 minutes ago
Graffiti is a growing problem in the town with some areas such as the railway embankment, Maxwell Road, and The Mead, particularly badly hit. ...

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Growing Problem: Inattentiveness in Business Dealings

Now here is an interesting article. It is in English, yet I can not even get the general gist of it. It mainly seems to concern success and paying attention, and paying more attention leading to success. King Midas is also referenced. I think this person is angling to write a book about the "Midas Touch" and make that their business concept trademark.

Anyway, the message here is that being more attentive can stop growing problems. Good luck with that book, and as for the link to your burgeoning business idea- you're welcome!


How Attentiveness Makes Your Touch the Midas Touch
마인드스포츠올림피아드, South Korea - 12 hours ago
Attentiveness is important because it fosters improvements, necessary adjustments, and short-circuits growing problems before they turn into over-grown ...

Growing Problem: Hockey is Too Violent

Last time we checked in on hockey, the goalies were getting so rotund that opposing teams couldn't squeeze a puck into the goal anymore. Kind of made for a low-scoring game.

No matter- seems there is more time for fighting now. Hockey violence is increasing to levels that make attending a hockey game feel a lot like watching that scene in A Clockwork Orange- you know the one. Your average hockey game now consists of men crushing other men against "the boards," hitting and slapping other players with their "hockey stick," and then at random intervals ripping off all of their protective gear, flinging it about, and furtively whomping each other until they are sent toothless and bloodied to continue their game at the nearest ICU.

Or at least, that's my impression from only reading the headline of this article.


Panel: Ban fighting in hockey at all levels
London Free Press, Canada - 2 hours ago
“Our goal is to move forward from this and work to find solutions to a growing problem”. Echlin has hands-on experience with concussion this season. ...

Monday, February 9, 2009

Growing Problem: Graffiti in Iceland

It's a pattern repeated in countless countries across the globe- your banking system has a complete meltdown, half of all personal wealth is destroyed overnight, the government declares insolvency, and then the whole place is hit by a wave of unsightly graffiti.

Keep an eye out for more sad stories like this as the economic drama unfolds.


Reykjavik City Graffiti Tracking and Cleaning Project with GPS Mapping
GISuser.com (press release), MD - 4 hours ago
In 2007, the Reykjavik community began to notice a growing problem on the city streets: graffiti. Faced with this issue, the city’s department of public ...

Growing Problem: "Car Key Burglary" in Britain

This will be my excuse the next time I play "hide the car keys from myself"- they've surely been burgled by a wily Brit!


80% of serial burglars are STILL handed a soft sentence
Daily Mail, UK - 4 hours ago
Police said homeowners should be aware of the growing problem of 'car key burglary', in which car keys are stolen from their home. ...

Growing Problem: "Couch Surfing" Homeless Teens

Homeless teens- not a nice phenomenon. But what to do?

Well, I'm no advocate for the homeless, but how about not creating cool nicknames for teen homelessness like "couch surfing"?


Skigen seeks more for couch-surfing teens
VillageSoup Belfast,  USA - 15 minutes ago
Rather than “struggle,” as she has done, a shelter, or safe homes, could be the answer for an apparently growing problem. That's the issue Skigen's group ...

Growing Problem: Canadians Eat too Much Sugar

You would think that life in Canada is sweet enough, but no, Canadians can't just enjoy what life north of the border has to offer, they have to load up on sugar just to make it through the day. Sugar in their coffee, sugar in their Cinnabons, sugar in their hockey, sugar in their Saskatchewan.

Canadians! While sugar alone does make most of life worth living, you might also want to find some activities besides eating sugar to give your Canadian lives meaning- think volunteering, getting a hobby, or coddling a Castro brother or two.

I know you can do it.


Are Canadians eating too much sugar for breakfast?
Canada.com, Canada - 2 hours ago
I am one of those mentioned that really enjoys my coffee sweet so I can understand that sugar consumption is a growing problem. Although the morning sugar ...

Growing Problem: Agressive Panhandling in Edmonton

Panhandlers in Edmonton, Canada used to be polite chaps and lassies, begging for a bit of a handout with a polite doff of the cap or a wee curtsy. It seems they've now taken a turn for the worse, and are now in fact quite churlish.

I say!


Edmonton moves to ban pushy panhandling
Canada.com, Canada - 48 minutes ago
... Edmonton city council gave the go-ahead Wednesday for the creation of rules to ban what police say is a growing problem of aggressive panhandling. ...

Growing Problem: Torn ACLs

Of all the ligaments, I think we can all agree that the ACL is the most poorly designed. The ol' anterior cruciate ligament is as weak as it is important, and folds like a blue corn taco at the first sign of trouble. All you wanna do is play a little sports, and bam- it's staple time.


ACL Injury Prevention Program is First in Nation to Tackle Growing Problem ...
PR Newswire (press release), NY - 2 hours ago
ROCHESTER, NY, Feb. 9 /PRNewswire-USNewswire/ -- The nation's first - and only - program aimed at taking a wide-scale community prevention approach to ...

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Growing Problem: Economy Tanks, Soccer Teams Hit Hard

Welcome back, everybody. Yes, yes- I have let things slip here at the blog for quite a while. However, since I stopped chronicalling all that is getting worse, things have amazingly gotten a LOT worse. Monumentally worse. Out-of-control crazy worse. I am afraid there may be a relationship, so I feel compelled to get back in the game for the world's sake.


One story shifted my attention back here- one story compelled me to click the proper links, enter the proper keywords and commence to bang away yet again at the keyboard in front of me. I am rising like a superhero in a time of need, but sadly a superhero whose only power is to deliver bad news...


I am literally sorry to have to bring this up. The stock market is spiralling out of control, threats at home and abroad are crowding in like dang harpies, people's big screen TVs are in serious danger of repossession. Well, you ain't peeped nothin' yet, kemosabefolk.


Soccer is in trouble.


The financial meltdown shifts focus to soccer's growing problem
Perhaps it was always going to take the meltdown of the financial markets to get the folks who run the game to take an interest in things like ownership and debt. Whatever the case may be, it's better late than never.

Thursday, February 21, 2008

Growing Problem: Art Theft

It's not that too many paintings are being stolen, it's that paitings are worth too much. If there's anything that the Global War on Terror has taught us, it's to attack the root problems of any Growing Problem.


That's it then- we need to come up with some way to lower the value of art. Suggestions?

This would be a good time to mention that "Chubb" would not be my first choice for the name of a husky frat boy, and this is the name these folks chose for a high-powered international insurance company. Keep that in mind when you're insuring your valuable artworks this year.

Chubb Responds to Growing $6-Billion-a-Year Art Theft Problem
PR Newswire (press release), NY - 23 minutes ago
"Chubb has created a unique, comprehensive and cost-efficient way of resolving a growing problem for our art collectors," said Dorit Straus, worldwide fine ...

Growing Problem: Fat Goalies

This is one of my favorite Growing Problems ever. You see, hockey goalies are getting too large compared to the size of the goal, and not because of the Obesity Epidemic. It's just that all of their gear has pumped them up to the point that they just stand there and stop up the whole goal.


Ha.


NHL GM's Think Goalies are Too Fat
AOL SPORTS, NY - 2 hours ago
Oh, but now the GM's are serious about this growing problem. Brrrr, I'm sure Martin Brodeur is SO scared! We are serious," Holland said. ...

Growing Problem: Priest Shortage

Western New York has a problem: not enough men of the cloth. I am still trying to figure out which super hero you call when this is your problem.

Priest Shortage Hits Southern Tier
WETM-TV, NY - 1 hour ago
Carol Dady calls current statistics alarming and says the Diocese of Rochester is doing what it can to prevent a growing problem from getting worse. ...

Monday, January 28, 2008

Growing Problem: Binge Drinking (?)

Sometimes I wonder how growing problems are really defined. I suppose a problem can be a growing problem for a time, transition into becoming a lessening problem, and then head back to growing again when things get worse. Or is it just an average thing, where most of the time it's getting worse even though sometimes it's getting better, so we just all agree as a society that it's a growing problem?


What got me wondering is the fact that this article calls binge drinking a growing problem. As far as I am aware, binge drinking has been a problem at least as long as I have been alive, if not longer. It's just a fact- the kids, they like to drink too much. 

However, what gets me is that binge drinking is always called a growing problem, not just a problem. The implication is that kids must be constantly drinking more, or at least the number of kids who are drinking too much must be growing constantly. I just don't see how a problem could grow so slowly for thirty-plus years that it can remain growing, and not have reached some kind of plateau.

Are we constantly adding just one or two new binge drinkers per year or something? Or is the population just growing at a rate that is faster than the growth rate of binge drinkers, meaning the rate can never catch up, providing an endless supply of worsening statistics?

Okay, I think you get the picture. My point is that if a problem is going to be given the status of perennially growing worse, it had better be backed up by some solid statistics that satisfy me, or I shall call shenanigans, because that's just the kind of tight ship I run in my brain.

A side note- if eventually every kid does become a binge drinker, the only way for the problem to continue growing is if all the kids drink more at a sitting, or drink too much more often. That will be hard to keep up, and at this point we may blessedly see the end of the binge drinking growing problem, and instead enter the golden age of a mere binge drinking chronic problem. Life will be sweet!

Binge Drinking A Growing Problem (KELO Sioux Falls)

Minnesota lawmakers are looking at legislation to stop binge drinking, after heavy drinking in recent months played a role in the deaths of three college students.


Growing Problem: Abandoned Horses

The rising price of hay is making people abandon their horses. Now I've heard sad, but homeless horses about take the cake.

Abandoned horses a growing problem
East Valley Tribune, AZ - 3 hours ago
Bridle in hand, 12-year-old Madison Marino guides Sassy out for an afternoon stroll in the corral at Horse Rescue of North Scottsdale. ...

Growing Problem: Diabetes and Obesity

These are not new problems, but what's fun is the fact that they are featured in the same article. It's a rare "Growing Problem "Twofer""!


Could gastric surgery 'cure' your diabetes?
Daily Mail, UK - 5 hours ago
Diabetes affects two million people in Britain and, along with obesity, is a rapidly growing problem. The recommended treatment for both is weight loss and ...

Growing Problem: African Xenophobia

According to this article, more and more people in Africa don't like people from other countries.

Zimbabwe: Citizens Face Xenophobia As They Flee Their Country

AllAfrica.com, Washington - 3 4 hours ago
The growing problem of xenophobia is already of major concern to the African Commission on People's and Human Rights (ACPHR), which says it will soon send a ...

Growing Problem: Unfree Money

You ever notice how money isn't free? Whenever money comes your way, inevitably it's because you had to trade for something. Well, fair readers, I was out trading work for money again, and this fair blog sadly lapsed into silence for a few days. Okay, I'm back. Let's go!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Growing Problem Roundup, Jan. 22nd 2008

It's not easy to keep up with all of the Growing Problems out there. I try hard to highlight the most important ones as they zing across my desk, but still, many fall through the cracks. Here are some that I've missed recently.


More to come, stay tuned!

Growing Problem: Uncontrolled Outdoor Burning in Texas

I think they sell something for this at Walgreens.



Burn ban in effect in Cooke Co. - KXII-TV
KXII-TV, TX - 5 hours ago
County judge bill freeman and the other county commissioners held an emergency meeting on Thursday to discuss the growing problem. ...

Growing Problem: South Dakota Dams

Rural dams in South Dakota are suffering from problems ranging from seepage to basic erosion. If you ask me, it's a dam shame.



Our View: Dams in South Dakota need some help - Daily Republic

Daily Republic, SD - Jan 15, 2008
But the situation does still serve as a prime example of the growing problems that many rural dams in South Dakota face. Dams under the control of the ...

Monday, January 21, 2008

Growing Problem Update: U.K. Teenage Knife Crime Curbed!

Just to show all things are relative, people in the U.K. are freaking about about knife crime in schools. Here in the U.S. we'd rather spend time worrying about how many rounds of 9mm ammo can fit into the lunchbox that the creepy neighborhood kid is carrying onto the schoolbus, but hey, to each his own. 


I have referenced this problem before, but now there's good news- the problem of knife crime is being curbed through the use of hundreds of airport-style metal detectors. We'll watch this one and see how the solution works, but I'm betting that this still remains a growing problem. Even if they reduce knife crime kids will probably turn to cricket bat crime or rugby scrum crime, and then how will they stop that.

Knife scanners at school gates to curb attacks (Guardian Unlimited)
Airport-style metal detectors will be installed at hundreds of school gates under sweeping measures to confront the growing problem of teenage knife crime.

Growing Problem: Bovine TB

When I saw this growing problem, the solution just jumped out at me- cull badgers!

Culling of badgers to be debated
Gazette & Herald, UK - 2 hours ago
By Lewis Cowen THE question of whether culling of badgers to tackle the growing problem of bovine TB is justified is to be aired at a public debate in ...

Growing Problem: DVD Piracy

Most times you would read a headline like the one on this post and figure I'm probably teeing it up to take a crack at those rascally Chinese. True, they are probably the world champs when it comes to turning a blind eye to pesky copyright laws, so your instincts are right on target. However, you may recall the bit where you expect a person to zig and instead they zag, and just when you think I'm going after the Chinese instead I zag right on over and bust on a Canadian. 


What happened here is that a Canadian guy created one of those shaky-cam handheld-camcorder-in-a-theatre copies of the new Johnny Depp movie "Sweeney Todd." Now the guy is all arrested.  Too bad, Canadian dude, would've pegged you as smarter than that, but you broke one of the Growing Problems Blog's more obscure "Rules to Live By"- never risk jail over a musical.
Another Canadian Pirate Arrested
here's how!, Canada - 6 hours ago
Entertainment Inc.) Needless to say, the production and commercial sale of illegally copied and produced DVDs has become a growing problem worldwide, ...

Growing Problem: Antibiotic Resistance

We've got this one beat- three words, people:


Saline Nasal Wash.

Coincidentally, I think this was the name of my junior high shop instructor.


Saline Nasal Wash Helps Kids Fight Colds, Flu - Washington Post
Washington Post, United States - 6 minutes ago
... and has the added advantage of having little downside and not contributing to the growing problem of antibiotic resistance. The study, published in the ...